Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Green With Envy

How come, when we are instructed to dress professionally at faculty meetings, P.E. teachers get to show up in basketball shorts and Nikes? 
School hasn't started yet, homie!

Also, why do they wear their whistles at all times? Did they swear an oath at P.E. teacher college that, once awarded a whistle, they would heretofore never remove said whistle ever again? Always prepared, those Phys. Ed. folks. Just in case the principal tosses the safety procedure packets out the window and has us all head outside for an impromptu game of ultimate frisbee.

Maybe I'm just a little jealous they get to wear yoga pants to work.

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