Monday

1. "Are you the teacher who doesn't know anything??"- Anonymous Preschooler #1

 

Let me explain: During my group lessons, in order to get the little ones to talk and participate, I make mistakes on purpose, I pretend I don't know what things are called, etc. It's supposed to elicit verbal responses from kids who otherwise won't speak.

 Apparently, these tactics have given me a reputation.

 

And in response to a request from me to come out in the hallway to read a story for therapy:

 

2. "Um, I have things to do."-Anonymous Preschooler #2

 

 

Whether you're 25 or 4, Monday's are hard for everyone.